But srsly though
If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie
And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green
Stay away from the thing
Everything lime green is evil
Just remember that.
Everything lime green is evil.
Actually we went over that in color theory, lime green /is/ evil. It’s actually a fantastic way of telling your audience, hey, this shit is evil. Works even better than red, because red can have positive connotations.
Guess my protagonist is actually my villain.
And I guess I’m actually a villain too, considering I wear this colour all the goddamn time.
I am now a hyena
I sent Lefteri an “Aloha, Baby" post card, and wrote "What’s up sugar butt" on it in Greek.
Or so I thought.
As I learned today, after it arrived to his humble abode, google translate actually spit out my sassy come-on as “who/what is the butt of sugar” [without a question mark, mind you]
I legitimately laugh out loud when I think about it.
Like I’m some sort shitty villain from a 1970’s pulp film, fucking mailing a semi-erotic postcard inscribed with a failed attempt at a deep, probing question of the cosmos while I twirl my mustache, imagining the psychological trauma and night terrors of pompadours and hella booty that I’ve caused.
Good job, me.
I’m going to a wedding today. Can’t figure out what to wear.
This is all Robert’s fault. All of it.
There’s a place in Burbank called the “Killgore Kiddie Kamp” and I had to consult the internet to check if it was some kind of front for a Neo Nazi organization because I couldn’t imagine anyone being that sincerely clueless when it came to naming their business.
This reminds me of the many times in my life when people have asked me whether or not I knew that my initials would be KKK if you changed my middle initial to a K.